Thursday, March 02, 2006

Grizzly Bear Warning

Date: Thur, March 2, 2006 11:13:35 -0500

In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field.

We advise those at risk to wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. "We also advise them to carry pepper spray with them in case they encounter a bear.

"It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. People should be able to distinguish the difference between black bear and grizzly bear poop. "Black bear poop is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear poop has little bells in it and smells like pepper."

1 comment:

  1. the main reason I know that is a lie Mark is because there is no mention of Grizzly Bears in the Bible, there are Bears in the Bible but they only maul people who pick on older Bald men. So if your Bear is not the kind that attacks children at the whim of God then I think you are speaking heresy.