This last year I had a calendar of the 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said. I really enjoyed it. I think one of the last quotes may have been my favorite. Just for the sake of it, here is an English subtitle from a Hong Kong kung-fu movie:
"Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some butt of the giant lizard person."
I think that one ranks up there with "All your base are belong to us."