I invited Darth Tater into my home. He subsequently attacked my wife and cat. According to the box he came in, As a Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Tater was once a promising young Jedi who lost his roots. I can't wait to set him out on my desk at church. What a great conversation piece.
I can't be completely sure...but it sounds to me like you're just jealous because I have a Darth Tater and you don't. :-)
ReplyDeleteThere has been a drastic rise in vedgtable sith lately.
ReplyDeleteIndeed there has, Justin. What could be the cause of it? Perhaps for too long people have disliked and treated vegetables as the enemy. At least as members of the Dark Side, they are realizing the expectations we have of them anyways. They tried being healthy and we called them gross and complained about eating them. We chose for them to be our enemies, and now they are back with a vengeance. The rise of the vegetable Sith is a self-fulfilling prophecy for which we have ourselves to blame.
ReplyDeleteWhitney, Adult, must be a different one than I know ;)
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